Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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