Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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