I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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