So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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