I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Randomize
