i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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