did you get engaged???
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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