fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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