I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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