I'm jealous of your bromance
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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