On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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