so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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