Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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