Well apparently he's into motor boating.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Randomize
