he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
