Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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