Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
we're making bets on your personal life
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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