carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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