Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
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Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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