I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
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I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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