ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She told me I should be a condom model.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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