One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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