Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Randomize
