We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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