new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
