no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
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