I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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