Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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