Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I want to fling myself into the sun
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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