Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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