ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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