We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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