Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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