who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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