I need help removing her.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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