im drinking this country out of the recession.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
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Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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