I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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I can't put those talents on a resume
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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