He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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