I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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