You made me cry and you don't even care
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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