I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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