The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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