Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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