Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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