I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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