I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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