All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
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I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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