i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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