I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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