winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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