How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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