It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I have aggressive nipples.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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