PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
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Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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