god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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