It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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